why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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