you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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