stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
