so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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