I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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