do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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