scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Life is so much better after having sex.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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