I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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