she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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