dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
