do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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