I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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