I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My vagina is officially offended.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
