Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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