not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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