Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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