This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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