Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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