My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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