If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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