I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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