Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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