I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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