She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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