I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
