Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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