She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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