I love black thongs
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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