Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
