he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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