Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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