I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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