3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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