All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
