so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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