Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
