gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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