return my video game
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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