Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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