I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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