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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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