Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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