Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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