I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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