Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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