She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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