You made me cry and you don't even care
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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