i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
