Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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