All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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