is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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